{"id":635,"date":"2008-02-20T12:22:34","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T11:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=635"},"modified":"2011-06-11T22:57:58","modified_gmt":"2011-06-11T21:57:58","slug":"marcipangrisen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/absolutasger.dk\/?p=635","title":{"rendered":"Marcipangrisen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nogle steder har de lige haft bunker af marcipan superbilligt. Rabatten er m\u00e5ske fordi man jo m\u00e5 siges s\u00e5 at have k\u00f8bt den i god tid.\u00a0En rigtig kaloriebombe.<\/p>\n<p>Ved et naturens lune, s\u00e5 ligner de sjovt nok mest af alt en stang dynamit. Ja, indeni oven i k\u00f8bet plastisk spr\u00e6ngstof.<\/p>\n<p>Spr\u00e6ng-marcipan, som Clara Ponoptidan kalder det i <a href=\"http:\/\/www.haushoej.dk\/product.asp?product=27475\" target=\"_blank\">St\u00f8vsugerbanden<\/a>.<br \/>\nMarcipan var ikke engang et udtryk opfundet til lejlighden, men den pyroteknisk faglige jargon for plastisk spr\u00e6ngstof. Nogle typer har endda ikke alene marcipanudseendet og -konsistensen, men angiveligt oven i k\u00f8bet en st\u00e6rk s\u00f8dlig n\u00e6rmest marcipanlignende lugt!<\/p>\n<p>Bare for en <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kristeligt-dagblad.dk\/artikel\/198726:Seneste-nyt--Marcipan-kan-udloese-bombealarm\" target=\"_blank\">sikkerheds<\/a> skyld bid lidt forsigtigt, n\u00e6ste gang du  s\u00e6tter en marcipanlignende masse til livs.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.asgerfrank.dk\/pubimg\/antonbergguf.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"antonbergguf\" width=\"415\" height=\"311\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ig\u00e5r var stangen hel,  selvom jeg  kun har taget \u00e9n lille skive ad gangen.<br \/>\nOg selvom jeg nu tager bestandig tyndere og tyndere skiver, s\u00e5 er den med garanti komplet forsvundet i morgen.<\/p>\n<p>Infinitesimalregning er noget overvurderet teoretisk \u00e6vl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nogle steder har de lige haft bunker af marcipan superbilligt. Rabatten er m\u00e5ske fordi man jo m\u00e5 siges s\u00e5 at have k\u00f8bt den i god tid.\u00a0En rigtig kaloriebombe. Ved et naturens lune, s\u00e5 ligner de sjovt nok mest af alt en stang dynamit. Ja, indeni oven i k\u00f8bet plastisk spr\u00e6ngstof. Spr\u00e6ng-marcipan, som Clara Ponoptidan kalder [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/absolutasger.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/absolutasger.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/absolutasger.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/absolutasger.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/absolutasger.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/absolutasger.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1390,"href":"http:\/\/absolutasger.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions\/1390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/absolutasger.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/absolutasger.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/absolutasger.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}